Coffee, coffee, COFFEE! Climb the corporate ladder one cup at a time!
The corporate ladder is paved with top talent, discipline and coffee, coffee, COFFEEEEEEE!
Do your absolute best to maintain your caffeine levels as you pile up achievements in the office and climb to the top positions in the top companies in the top corporate sectors!
Because the best view is definitely the one from the top!
Even if it is a little jittery.
CAFFEINATED HIGHLIGHTS
☕HUNT coffee cups as if your very survival depended on it, because guess what: IT DOES! There’s no life without corporate success, there’s no success without top productivity, and there’s no top productivity without a truckload of fresh and beautiful, beautiful caffeine!
☕CLICK your steady caffeine flow into existence and watch as your labor bear fruit in the form of more coffee cups and more promotions and more ABSOLUTE CORPORATE OWNAGE!
☕CONQUER not one, not two, but three different companies with your coffee-accelerated skills! Work, work, work, have a cup of coffee, work, work, work, have a bucket of coffee, WORK, WORK, WORK!
☕MANAGE the opinions of the people around you by accepting or ignoring their comments! You know the drill: some people will be by your side on the road to success, others will try to decaf your coffee. WATCH YOUR BACK AT ALL TIMES.
☕GROW into the ultimate hyperactive, caffeine-rushed overachiever and prove that you need only one thing to upgrade your corporate status: INFINITE COFFEE!
Dry out every café in the neighborhood, rub coffee-based cosmetics on your skin, hire a personal barista, become a coffee baron and do whatever the heck you have to in order to ensure there’s more caffeine than blood rushing through your veins!
There can be no decaf downtime in the life of the next CEO OF EVERYTHING after all!
Fill your cup and download now!
Go, go, go, go!
Do your absolute best to maintain your caffeine levels as you pile up achievements in the office and climb to the top positions in the top companies in the top corporate sectors!
Because the best view is definitely the one from the top!
Even if it is a little jittery.
CAFFEINATED HIGHLIGHTS
☕HUNT coffee cups as if your very survival depended on it, because guess what: IT DOES! There’s no life without corporate success, there’s no success without top productivity, and there’s no top productivity without a truckload of fresh and beautiful, beautiful caffeine!
☕CLICK your steady caffeine flow into existence and watch as your labor bear fruit in the form of more coffee cups and more promotions and more ABSOLUTE CORPORATE OWNAGE!
☕CONQUER not one, not two, but three different companies with your coffee-accelerated skills! Work, work, work, have a cup of coffee, work, work, work, have a bucket of coffee, WORK, WORK, WORK!
☕MANAGE the opinions of the people around you by accepting or ignoring their comments! You know the drill: some people will be by your side on the road to success, others will try to decaf your coffee. WATCH YOUR BACK AT ALL TIMES.
☕GROW into the ultimate hyperactive, caffeine-rushed overachiever and prove that you need only one thing to upgrade your corporate status: INFINITE COFFEE!
Dry out every café in the neighborhood, rub coffee-based cosmetics on your skin, hire a personal barista, become a coffee baron and do whatever the heck you have to in order to ensure there’s more caffeine than blood rushing through your veins!
There can be no decaf downtime in the life of the next CEO OF EVERYTHING after all!
Fill your cup and download now!
Go, go, go, go!
